I'm done. Put a fork in me... I'm done. Too many times, I walk around this city and I see a sight that just confuses me yet makes me giggle. The level of Bogan in Perth is getting ridiculous. This is the first VERY subjective blog I've done, and I swear if I offend anybody... don't hate me... get yourself your very own special blog and write about how MUCH you hate me. Dudes walking around with Mohawks and Mullets... doodle cuts. Trying to be fresh and trendy... inadvertently looking like a dick... with white rimmed sunglasses. The one that makes me giggle the most is when you see this creature in the night-time... they'll still be wearing their sunnies on their head, or ... around the back of their neck. Oh boy. Then you've got the patriot. These 'lads' are more often than not accompanied by either the Australian flag in the form of board shorts, or a Southern Cross tattoo somewhere leg oriented. How fresh.. how novel. Don't get me wrong; I love my country too... but you'll never see a bumper sticker on my car that reads 'Fuck off we're full'. What a pile of crap that is. You can't be serious with this stupid bloody sticker. I'm certainly not the first to have a 'cry' about this controversial 'statement', or I won't be the last... but I just needed to make it clear that bigotry is a sure sign of a really low intellect as far as I'm concerned... Some pointless decal of the Southern Cross on my Holden Ute. You know the type... I guess I've digressed from my original point; White Sunglasses and a Doodle Cut. I understand trends and the need for fashion conformity amongst young men with low self esteem; but seriously lads... who was the guy that came up with this new dick look? Some fellow named Brendan or Wayne who just finished cleaning the toilet with his hair, and then rocked up to the pub with his little sister's sunglasses on his head by accident and then one of his little clone mates named Luke or Damo or something just had to copy the new look. I certainly didn't mean to rant as much as I have done... I just get angry... no... angry is the wrong word... down... yep... down with the thought of the dumbing down of society. Give it ten years, and all the teachers will be teaching the kids to spell it 'Definately'. ...and you know what? if you just read the last sentence and wondered what was wrong with the spelling of 'definately'... you could very well be part of the problem. Love Court. P.s. Happy go lucky blog next time, I promise.
Posted: 2009-05-01 02:44:23Author:admin